I've never done this job before
Never had to paint a wall or fix a kitchen door
Tell the same old stories, what a bore
Just when I've had a few

I can be quite loud, got a few screws loose
I like to drive you crazy, pull a prank or two
But that's just what we signed up to
That's why I married you

Maybe I don't make it easy, I'm just trying my best
And you should know, I'll keep making mistakes

I never said I was the perfect husband
But I try to give you everything
Every day you say I never listen
I'm still getting used to the ring
Sometimes I know you think I'm stupid
When I forget to do the little things
Sounds like excuses
But I'm still getting used to it

Might slip up once, might slip up twice
Might forget to introduce you as my wife
Might leave the toilet up all night
Forget to say sorry
Might say goodnight, proceed to snore
Might leave my dirty washing on the bedroom floor
Yeah, that's just what we signed up for
That's why you married me

Maybe I don't make it easy, I'm just trying my best
And you should know, I'll keep making mistakes

I never said I was the perfect husband
But I try to give you everything
Every day you say I never listen
I'm still getting used to the ring
Sometimes I know you think I'm stupid
When I forget to do the little things
Sounds like excuses
But I'm still getting used to it

Still getting used to the ring
I'm still getting used to it

I never said I was the perfect husband
But I try to give you everything
Every day you say I never listen
I'm still getting used to the ring
Sometimes I know you think I'm stupid
When I forget to do the little things
Sounds like excuses
But I'm still getting used to it